Sadly, Erin was on vacation in Thailand when this interview was filmed so my bb, was not present, but America and Julia were totally awesome. Julia, oh Julia *dreamy sigh*

Seriously, watch this interview! It's hilarious and sexy and at the end America has a wardrobe malfunction, lol.

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So, they were eating the pineapples off of each others nude bodies in their trailers between takes, y/y? And many thanks to alex_davis11 for locating and sharing the gems below.

 



Also, anyone have any awesome Bitch Slap icons? If so, show them off in the comments. I and I'm sure many others would appreciate it! Honestly, I've made so many Bitch Slap posts at this point that I feel dirty for not having a Bitch Slap icon to use with them.

Just a heads-up, bloodyknuckles is hosting a Skins Re-Watch-Along at her LJ. It looks like a lot of fun, and it's good ~preparation for the new series coming... oh, VERY SOON. *excited*


PS IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, thrace_ has a very convincing picspam. Oh, Cara, the anti-woobie woobie! Richard, the woobie woobie! Kahlan, "command me, mother confessor"!

So, I just realized that I have to get the ball rolling, quickly, on my apocabigbang project and, as always, I wanted to put together a mix for it, because it's how I like to work when I have longer projects, with music.

For those interested, I share:

( Kingdom of Doom )

UNFFFFFFF. GUYS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL FOR THE RUNAWAYS, AKA THE EPIC JOAN JETT MOVIE FEATURING KRISTEN STEWART, AKA THE MOVIE HOLLYWOOD MADE TO THANK ME FOR JUST BEING ME.

( exhibit a )

ALSO THERE IS A TRAILER. KRISTEN STEWART SINGS CHERRY BOMB. EVERYONE LOOKS SCRUFFY AND REBELLIOUS AND HOT. TINY GIRL ROCKSTARS THROWING SHIT AND WORRYING MORE ABOUT ROCKING THAN LOOKING HOT.



JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW I WILL BE SPAMMING THE ENTIRE INTERNET ABOUT THIS MOVIE UNTIL IT COMES OUT.

HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT IS AWESOME? When your incredibly talented friends feel that they've somehow ~wronged~ you and actually agree to your half-joking suggestion that you write them dorky date fic featuring your favourite teenage popstars.

IN OTHER WORDS, jengrrrl WROTE ME A STORY AND IT IS GRRREAT. (See what I did there? I MAY JUST QUIT SCHOOL AND WRITE PUNS, PROFESSIONALLY. LIKE THOSE OLD CRANKY MUPPETS.)

In other words, you should all drop everything right this second and read Playing With Fire (Demi/Selena).

It is much, much better than any and all of the jokes I've made in this entry.

Just one quote from the article below:

Erin's response to America trying to slip into Erin's bed one night: If you're going to be in my bed just understand that you might be kicked, you might get hurt, you might have a pillow over your face, and I might make out with you." - Ooh, she sounds like fun!

And that's just one of the gems from the article! So, click to embiggen and read already!

Many thanks to bklyn_hunny for the interview/images!

(  Midnight Madness - Bitch Slap Q&A from TIFF )

amluv pointed out that Erin has some wicked awesome pics of the Bitch Slap Trio up on her facebook.

( My favorites behind the cut ... heavily Julia/Erin, I am a shipper after all, lol )

And finally, crys_22 pointed me in the direction of the lovely Bitch Slap Facebook Page, which has some nice pictures of the trio, including this hot tamale:


And I'm spent...

FMT:

"Playing With Fire" by Jengrrrl
Disney RPS; Demi/Selena; 700 words
Going to the movies.
Written expressly for pirateygoodness, because I suck and forgot to do something Important, and now I'm trying to make amends. ♥


( Playing With Fire )

Wow, I haven't updated Bedlam in forever. *embarrassed*

*goes back to writing*

Here's the Cold Case she did!


Cold Case - 6x09 - Pin Up

She's fucking phenomenal in this. Not only is this lady a great beauty, she's a great talent. I'm not gonna lie, I was in tears by the end of this episode. The development her character goes through in just 40+ minutes is incredible, and when you compare your first introduction to one-dimensional pin-up girl Rita to the fully developed, layered woman she is at the end of the episode it will blow your mind.

*wants Spartacus nao*

I wanted to say thank you to all of you who left me lovely anonymous (and not) love over at the Holiday Love Meme. It seriously made me all warm and gooey on the inside--which I probably am anyway, but that sounds gross. What I mean to say, is that it made me happy, so thank you. And, seriously, those of you who mentioned you lurk? Feel free to comment whenever. I don't bite. Hard. ;)

Also, also, I FINALLY finished the story I owed botherd: Turn the Dirt Over, which is based on J's BRILLIANT idea to turn the Gobbler's End rock scene on its end. I struggled with making this short(ish) (there was a time when 5k words might just as well have been a million for me, but Bedlam's changed that *snerk*), but I think it sort of worked itself out.

Now I only have *counts* about a million other stories to finish? *weeps*

I feel a bit like this:



But less confident. LOLL

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Finally, I stumbled across this picture yesterday, and I just had to share it, because it made me laugh. ( For those of you who have seen 'Up'... )

There is a Bitch Slap Girls Gone Wild Video (jeepy91 I love you long time for linking to this!)



How do I love these girls? I cannot count the ways. And I like that this a new-ish video which shows that the gay just never dies between them, though Erin's dark Spartacus hair did make it difficult for me to hell her from Julia a few times. I was like, "HOW IS JULIA BUFFING HER OWN ASS?" And then I realized, "Oh, it's just Erin doin' her thang!"

A Bitch Slap 2 script is in the works! Julia posted this to her Twitter (read the last question and answer) - thanks crys_22 and amluv for the heads up!

Also, according to Erin's Twitter: "Yes, Bitch Slap extended version will be on the dvd, which will be coming out late Spring 2010." Thank you sweet baby Jesus! (and crys_22 for telling me this!)

And finally, I want to present the hottest .gif of all time to every one ... because ... well, fuck! JUST LOOK AT IT!


Go get it gurl!

breakism you are a golden goddess for capturing this piece of heaven and .giffing it so that I can watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over ... well I think you get the picture, again!

"Turn the Dirt Over" by Jengrrrl
Skins; Katie/Effy; 5000 words
"'We're always meeting in the dark, you and I.'" An alternate universe story.
Written for botherd for the Fandom-Free-For-All. Extremely late. My apologies, and I really hope you like it!


( Turn the Dirt Over )

Title: Sweet Talker
Fandom: Bitch Slap
Pairing: RPFS, Erin Cummings/Julia Voth
Rating: R, language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, they are real people.
Summary: Erin’s in the dog house after the interview with Carrie Keagan. Will she be able to convince Julia to forgive her?

( “You’re such a sweet talker,” Julia replied, capturing Erin’s hands and holding them in her own to stop the redhead from touching her. “It’s no wonder ‘The Keagan’ couldn’t resist you.” )

Here's me at the Holiday Love Meme, which has been going for five years! What! That's amazing, and sort of sweet. I like it when fandom is nice. You should all go and comment, that way people can ~anonymously tell you why they think you're awesome and junk.

A story will be posted later today! Finally! Phew. :)



(I had a dream about sheslosingit_sa. What does that mean? That I should get back to it sometime within the next decade? Ugh, too many stories, not enough ability to write them in a timely manner. *snerk*)

I watched Gomorrah (highly recommended, if you don't mind serious violence/upsetting things happening) last night, and today I got to watch a video of Silvio Berlusconi getting hit in the face. My favorite part of the video, if one can say one has a favorite part of a video in which someone has his nose fractured, was counting the number of times people yell out bastardo. Anyway, it was an Italian weekend, sort of. But not really.

Went shopping today. Am writing. There was a hippo/Meg secret over at F!S, which made me unexpectedly happy. (Although there was a very strange kerfuffle in the comments.) It's not raining, though it's still a bit chilly. Not cold, just mildly chilly. I actually had a really nice day to day.

Random:

+ They are such a cute couple, and I want her ever-loving boots. ♥

+ Legend of the Seeker was entertaining. ( Spoiler gif and discussion of me being ridiculous. )

+ I FINALLY started my yuletide story. It's horrible, but it's a start.


BRB watching the season finale of Dexter. OMGGGG. eta: HOLY SHIT

I give you ... The Amazing Adventures of Julia and Erin!


(click to embiggen)

Aw! Look how happy Julia is. The sexs is really why she started the hugging in the first place! Little did Erin know she was just walking into the sexy trap Julia had set for her. The Voth's mind truly is a devious one.

Have fun girls! Don't do anything I wouldn't do (don't worry, that leaves a lot of doors open for them *wink*)

*Sorry America, you're married. You get no imaginary GoGA. Don't worry, Julia and Erin will use a strap-on in honor of you*

So, now that so many of you have had the opportunity to watch the mescaline laced with acid fueled adventure that is Bitch Slap, I thought I'd just link to the interview the girls did with Carrie Keagan again in case you missed it the first time. Honestly, this interview is some of the funniest, awesomest, gayest shit I've ever seen.


(Click the pic to see the girls drunk, bending over, slapping each other, squeezing each others boobs, making out with each other and Carrie, and to see Erin shove her head under Carrie's skirt)

And because Bitch Slap has taken over my brain ... new desktop time!


Bigger? / Want? / Blank Background / Official Poster

I don't even watch Doctor Who? but I can't wait!


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eta: Oh, and gacked from a million people, a meme:

If I came with a warning label, what would it read?

Sitting in Starbucks because apparently getting an oil change takes three hours on Saturday (even with an appt!) Have a notebook. Will write. It is cold and wet today, which will mean nothing to you if you live in a less temperatre climate than the one found in southern California, in which case: I am sorry.

musesfool's latest entry reminds me I need to rewatch BSG (and watch the last season, for that matter.

Ugh. I want to go home.

Big thanks to maria91bl for the wonderful graphic!



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